Restroom woes
A very frustrate co-worker put this sign up in our restrooms.

DUE TO PLUMBING DIFFICULTY, PLEASE FOLLOW THESE STEPS TO ENSURE CLEANER AND SAFER CONDITIONS IN THE BATHROOM.

1) PLEASE HOLD THE HANDLE DOWN TO MAKE SURE CONTENTS IN TOILET ARE DOWN THE DRAIN, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS A COURTESY FLUSH.
2) ONCE THE CONTENTS OF THE BOWL ARE DOWN THE DRAIN, THEN BEGIN TO USE TOILET PAPER. YOU CAN USE AS MUSH TOILET PAPER AS YOU WOULD LIKE, BUT NOT ALL AT ONCE!!! IF YOU NO LONGER HAVE ANY WATER IN YOUR BOWL, YOU HAVE USED TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER!! PLEASE USE COMMON SENSE; USE A SMALL AMOUNT EACH TIME.

IF YOU FOLLOW THESE TWO SIMPLE, BUT EFFECTIVE STEPS ABOVE, YOU WILL AVOID THE UNPLEASANT AND UTTERLY DISGUSTING ATMOSPHERE THAT WE ALL HAVE HAD TO ENDURE.

THANKS – SOMEONE WHO CARES.

We totally understand this guy’s frustration; the restrooms on our floor are pretty disgusting. One other co-worker summarized the situation very nicely when he said that your chances of finding a clean and usable restroom at Penn Station were far better.

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